Tom Felton’s suits throughout the years was highlighted by New OK Mexico Magazine. They highlight the years 2001, 2003, 2004, 2007, and 2009. Although I do know Spanish enough to kind of understand what’s written, I’m not going to pretend that my translation of the captions will be prefect and incapable-of-being-made-fun-of; although I will tell you that the title says “The Experimental Fashions of the Bad Boy of Harry Potter.” Nonetheless, I am going to say this: What the Dark Mark is up with 2003, mate!?

Also note: All opinions about 2003 are entierly Tick-Tock’s own [and, apparently from what she can decipher of the tone, the magazine agrees with her]. None of the other administrators have admitted to such feelings. Thank you.

UPDATE FROM MISHA:

Firstly, that’s not a SKIRT, it’s his jacket. We have lots of pictures of this event, and you can clearly see he’s wearing pants and holding his jacket because he was hot. Not that I have anything against dudes who wear skirts, I’m just saying, Tom wasn’t one of them!

Here is a translation sent in from Meredith (thanks to Maria, Yessy, Debora, Cintia, Florencia, and Ana who also sent in translations!)

Title: The fashion experiments of Harry Potter’s bad boy.

2001: Elegant, but the tie is too big for little Tom, or maybe no one taught him how to wash the shirt.

2003: What is that? The actor that plays Draco Malfoy arrived with outlandish clothes and a half-apron skirt.

2004: We approve. The poster of tranquill men, Tom has his hands in his pockets, and while I don’t think it’s spectacular, it’s a polished outfit.

2007: Dismal combination. Even though David Beckham does it, wearing tennis shoes with a suit is not appropriate.

Now: Very flattering. But you can tell he didn’t have to time to iron his suit.

Thanks to HarryPotterLA for the scan.